
This photo is remarkably true.
Thought I should point out to any confused guys that wonder why it takes so long...
...it's a complicated process.
Meet Flappers the Penguin. Brock and myself? We're old news. Flappers is the most recent addition to our little family of ducks, scorpions, and teddy bears. Brock William Pine, being the gentleman that he is, took me to Oaks park for a lovely date to kick off the summer fun. Full of testosterone and the image of a fairy tale date straight out of a movie he was determined to win me a teddy bear off one of the rigged, money stealing, unfair carnival games. Here are the rules... 5 bucks for 3 balls. Knock down the three pins with your 1 ball you win any prize in the stand. Sounds easy huh? Except what the money lusting carny doesn't tell you is that all the pins are heavily weighted and the ball is very light. So even if you do have the coordination to hit the ball rather than missing, you have to hit it in JUST the right spot or else they'll slide, or even better yet, you'll only knock down 2 pins, or even BETTER YET... you'll hit 'em dead on, but you lack the strength to hit one of those 7,000,000 pound pins over. There goes 5 dollars you could've spent on 5 ice cream cones.
July 4th. I spent this blessed day with my amazing boyfriend of 10 months Brock, my fantastic best friend since birth Tessa... her boyfriend Andrew, Miranda, and Eli. All and all an awesome day plainly based on the folks I spent it with. Our day consisted of touring fire trucks, receiving awesome Jr. firefighter stickers,
walking aimlessly, standing in lines aimlessly, and without a doubt... there was much mechanical bull riding. This very well may have been the most exciting 4 seconds of my entire weekend.Yes, I'm very aware of the fact that I suck at mechanical bull riding, no need to rub it in my face like you think you could do any better cause it really is a lot harder than it looks... thanks.For to set the mind on the flesh is death, but to set the mind on the Spirit is life and peace.